A CHALLENGER APPEARS! Get Ready!October 7, 2009
LIKE AN UNSEEN DODGEBALL FROM A GYMNASIUM, I APPEAR!
Moshi-Moshi. This be Malachite Dragon- Also known as, among other things, Author, Paul, Kouryou, and He Who Comes Up With Convoluted Shit You Have No Freaking Idea Seriously. While I have been forbidden from using my Author persona here (PERSONA! *BANG*) I will, however, endeavor to be as obnoxious, annoying, hyper, and above all, entertaining as possible. I really have no freaking clue how to review…anything, so what you’ll get are more…summaries, essentially. For my first trick, I will be doing a review/summary/fangasm of the PSX game, Legend of Dragoon. This is a game near and dear to my heart, but do not expect me to be finished with this any time soon- I own all four disks, and I am doing this review Disk. By. Friggin’. Disk. I have never completed this game in under 100 hours, so you’ll just have to put up with the wait. Said review will begin either sometime later tonight or sometime tomorrow. Until then, my little puppets!
Bionicle Quote of the Day:
Turaga Vakama: Gathered friends, listen again to our legend, of the Bionicle…